Lock Up Your Sons

Alexandra. 23. Florida.

That moment when you find old nudes hidden on your computer and you debate posting one until you remember how many people you know in real life that follow you.

Strangers may see my tits but certainly not my friends and acquaintances.

Has anyone in this family ever even SEEN a chicken?

(Source: thebluths, via maletinabelcher)

lostandgonewiththewind:

This fucking killed me.

(via dude-go-home)

Hello, every episode of Digimon ever.

(Source: tvcm, via magic-robot)

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave as a Noun

forbidden-sheep:

I could go off the deep end
I could kill all my best friends
I could follow those stylish trends
But God knows I could make amends
But I’ve got an angry heart
Filled with cancers and poppy tarts
If this is how you folks make art it’s fucking depressing

(via pmon3y69)

madeupmonkeyshit:

llluster:

Protozoa - Super Nova Girlimage

dont act like this wasnt ya shit in 1999

(via honeyimhomely)

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

let’s weed out the weak ones

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

(via fortu-deathcuptebow-adrian)

David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

mrgolightly:

David Bowie - Cat People (Putting Out Fire)

noirbettie:

This is exactly how I feel when I hear this song and I love this comic forever.

(Source: lilyinadream, via poppunkkid)